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strategies for mohawk recovery [Mar. 28th, 2008|10:34 pm]
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It occurred to me tonight (after reading a series of unhappy posts about unpleasant neighbour situations) that I could rent myself out for a largish hourly rate to play the Big Scary Bull-Dyke Who Shows Up At The Door And Asks Dude To Turn Down The Fucking Porn Already.

Seriously. This could be a whole new career for me.
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[User Picture]From: [info]eveofdstruction
2008-03-29 03:22 am (UTC)

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Why not? Seattle has a Rad Dyke Plumber . You could be the Rad Dyke Bouncer, or maybe the Rad Dyke Enforcer. You might even get to punch people.
[User Picture]From: [info]victorianrose23
2008-03-29 03:36 am (UTC)

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heh heh I know you not very well at all, but I can see this. I think it would be awesome. DO IT!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
[User Picture]From: [info]ashbet
2008-03-29 04:26 am (UTC)

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*grins* It would be an entertaining source of extra income and/or hilarity at the very least!

-- A ;)
From: [info]greylock
2008-03-29 04:46 am (UTC)

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Thanks to Rule 34, we know that somewhere in the Intertubs we know there is "Big Scary Bull-Dyke Who Shows Up At The Door And Asks Dude To Turn Down The Fucking Porn Already" porn, wherein the Big Scary Bull-Dyke is actually a bi-dominatrix or somesuch.

And there's someone out there looking for more.
So, well, why limit your options?

*registers www.BigScaryBull-DykeWhoShowsUpAtTheDoor.com*

[User Picture]From: [info]ladyclayton
2008-03-29 05:17 am (UTC)

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[User Picture]From: [info]girfan
2008-03-29 09:37 am (UTC)

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I personally don't need that service, but I know of an old lady who would. Though, you would have to be in the UK to do the job. ;)
[User Picture]From: [info]ravensee
2008-03-29 09:57 am (UTC)

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Could I join you?
[User Picture]From: [info]neoliminal
2008-03-29 02:20 pm (UTC)

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I smell a reality TV series.
[User Picture]From: [info]coyotegoth
2008-03-29 04:36 pm (UTC)

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If you also do likewise re. 3 AM sax practice, please let me know.
[User Picture]From: [info]redcountess
2008-03-30 02:36 am (UTC)

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Heh, I would have liked to see next door's face if I had hired you ;p

(He's been pretty quiet recently, and I have a suspicion it was idiot other son that lives with him who was playing the porn, although I don't know why it was at that volume unless he's deaf too)